Michael Rosen's Rap!

Right

I'm going to rap for everybody

Why?

Yes, it is because I'm a badass poet, but there's another reason, isn't there?

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I'm Michael Rosen, king of the world

Popping caps in your ass while I cum in your girl.

See me strutting round town, now you might want to scram!

I'm the speedy Michael Rosen, I'm the fastest in the land!

So all my homies shout and raise the roof!

Ba-lam-bam-boolah! Ba-lam ba-diddy-boof!

Mick Daddy, no fatty! I know how to run!

I've got 203 problems but a SnanS ain't one! HA!

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Really good

I've got to do it!

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I'm a fast spitting, money-getting wordsmith.

Fucking words leave my mouth and become myth.

Mess with me, and soon you'll see

That I'm the baddest motherfucker in history! YEAH!

People say I'm a bit fucked up

Because I pushed Mark Sabine out an Ice Cream Truck!

So take it from me, M I K E

Forever king of YTP

Hollywood life, livin' it big

Got a great big jet. Fly it smoking a cig.

Now sorry to say, but I'm needing to go.

So thank you for listening to me bust a flow!

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Heh heh

Yeah peace bitches.

Rock on over at London Airport

Rock on Chicago

That's right Harrybo, yeah, no no, you can, yeah.