Zach.exe Vs Zach And Sonic Fanfic

And now, an excerpt from a trashy fanfic.

Sonic burst into the asylum. "Where is he?!" A man wearing a fedora turned his head and asked, "Who?"

"Zach." The blue hedgehog replied.

A nearby doctor, whose skin was as pale as the moon, but his bug-eyes were as dark as the void, said only this. "Room 123."

Sonic spoke. "I'm sorry, Applebloom..." and darted through the hallway.

Sonic entered the room and caught sight of the cyan hedgehog standing before him.

"Hello, father." The hedgehog spoke.

"Z-Zach! What are you doing here?!" Sonic said, as the psychopathic Zack stood toward him.

Zack's orange quills had been tainted by the blood of innocent bystanders of his outbursts of pure lunacy.

"Are you not happy with your son?" The murderer spoke. His MS-Painted grin outstretched across his muzzle.

"This has gone on far enough! Zach, I'm doing this for your own good!" Sonic exclaimed as he pulled out his syringe gun he called "4chan".

The room was silent. Thunder and lightning crashed.

"Don't you get it dad? They disobeyed their king. Just like you!" Zach darted forward and pulled out his purple rubber object. He slapped the gun out of Sonic's hand with the object.

Sonic was crying. "Why... Why are you doing this?! You sick monster! You aren't my son!!!" He yelped as he grabbed his gun from the ground.

'"I AM YOUR KING. I AM EVERYONE'S KING. I AM GOD!!!!" '

A gunshot sound broke through the silence.

Zach's lard-filled belly had been shot.

Sonic had won.

Sonic dropped the gun, and said only this.

"You're. Too. Slow."

Sonic walked away from the corpse that claimed to be his son.

The war was over.

But...

Zach's hellish demise wasn't.

Zach woke up in a fiery wasteland.

He felt a chilling grip on his shoulder as he heard only this...

"Are you a special friend, too?"

Zach yelped as the corpse lunged toward him.

SUDDENLY, MASTER ONION KICKS DOWN THE DOOR, REVEALING PARAPPA AND CHINESE!

"We must go Parappa, and murder these fucking niggers."